Logo Roast

Drop your logo here.

Get the first-blink read X will not say out loud: credible, forgettable, generic, fundable, or cooked.

Real logos. AI logos. Yours next.

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Objective

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Scoring

It does not ask an AI to rate your logo.

The site asks a simulated person for a first reaction, embeds that rationale, then compares it to calibrated 1-5 logo anchors for quality, flexibility, and recall. The output is a buyer-like read, not a design contest score.